The following article contains images and language that may be considered NSFW. The holiday was started one year after Dr.
Joycelyn Elders, the U. How is our culture of getting off currently getting on? Belisa Vranich who advises everyone to mix up their routines this May. Part of the reason the act is more acceptable now is that technology has collectively taken so many people far out of their comfort zones. Think about it, Vranich says: Skype sex is just two people masturbating separated by computer screens.
Being a cam girl is an actual career path. And revenge porn is essentially built from a collection of snaps sent of — and for — people masturbating. On Instagram, people not only tag aftersex pics but are also known to stimulate themselves to these exhibitionistic me-me-memories as well. We asked Vranich for eight unexpected takes on pleasuring ourselves. It turns out, there are fascinating innovations for everyone, from an artificially intelligent vibrator implant to good deed masturbating. Japanese game shows are notoriously strange, but Sing What Happens might take the penis-shaped cake.
Essentially, contestants on this ridiculous game show are all trying to finish their song before they, you know, finish their orgasm. Each male contestant copes with a sexy woman, who provides a distracting and pleasuring hand job. Leave it to Japan to have truly beat us on this one. Invented by a biohacker and physicists in Silicon Valley, artificially intelligent vibrator Hum uses A.
That way, the vibe knows you better than you might even know yourself. Or as the company explains it: The Kickstarter is still manufacturing, but join the waiting list. So many have been inspired by the dramatic plight of academic wunderkind Kendra Sunderlandthe year-old ex-college student kicked out of school after a minute video of her masturbating in the Oregon State University library surfaced on PornHub.
Of course, she also faces potential prison time and thousands in fines, so this might be one of the riskier Masturbation Month strategies. Consider another cautionary tale: On second thought, maybe just get a new dildo and take it outside or something.
You can use the Vibratro on your groin.
If you want the time-tested version of raising money through masturbation, there is the Masturbate-a-Thonstarted by Good Vibrations in and which continues today.
And for a more hands-on approach, in Taiwan there is even a group of volunteers that helps people with physical disabilities to masturbate. Well, making a commitment to take the cremated remains of your passed partner and putting them in a dildo. Reads the item description: Yes, there is space in the ashes-dildo case for an iPhone. We're using cookies to improve your experience. Click Here to find out more. Entertainment Like Follow Follow. Friday is the first day of the 20th annual National Masturbation Month.
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